Wa bami wo aso yi se o fine( come and check this dress, if it’s fine?)
Wow! 😱I love this Mum. Its fine , I love the style. Mummy doesn’t want to get older again. Our one and only sweet sixteen! Mum laughed Daddy is enjoying ooo, He is really taking care of you big time😂 Mummy Mummy! I hailed.
Okuku ni pami sewa( you will not kill me sewa)
She could not stop laughing😂😂😂
Even when she says something serious, e go end with laugh, she doesn’t know what to do with me again😂😂😂
That house cannot be dry just like that, when we are not in the grave yard😂😂
That’s by the way jare
Sewa, what do you think about this 👠
Hmm, No oooo(in my mind I was like this woman wants to disgrace herself sha)
But I will look different at the party, if I don’t wear the same shoe with my friends, she said.
Mummy why na?
Why can’t you just look different Mum?
Mum there is this shoe you bought few weeks ago?
Mi like bata yen( I don’t like that shoe)
Shomope o force mi rabata yen(You forced me to buy that shoe)
Bata gidi ni, oo ma last gan( it’s of good quality and will last longer)
You look so comfortable in the shoe.
It’s very nice,that’s the best shoe for the dress
Trust your daughter on this, Mum smiled
If your friends don’t like it , starve me for two days. I said with all sincerity
Hmm odeniyen( You have started again
Mo tigbo e sewa( I’ve heard you sewa)
That’s my mummy, I hugged her.
Mum I thought about something, In case your friends like the shoe
Why not order and sell to them? Add a little amount to it
My thoughts though, I said
Hmmm You are a genius!!!
Come and see as I dey blush
Wisdom is profitable to use, this is an opportunity I must not miss😇
Don’t say I like money, who doesn’t like money?
I am only trying to help my mum as per good daughter, wisdom will not kill me😂😂😂
Mum,don’t worry I will handle it, they have to like that shoe. Dey no get choice
Mum was short of words!!
Ma, I’m leaving
Awwn, See as mummy fresh like today’s bread.
Oo serious, wa ti gate. Mo ti pe( You are not serious, come and lock the gate. I’m late)
Mummy don’t forget our deal ooo and don’t forget to take pictures
See as Mummy resemble bae, she looked so different and more beautiful.
Just imagine, if she had worn that other shoe
Fews hours later,
Sewa, I’m home
Wow! This ice cream is nice( in my dream)😂
Ibo loti ri ice cream, wake up jhoor!
Leave me jhoor, I am enjoying my ice cream
Dide jare, Ice cream ko chocolate nhi, Mum hissed
Still enjoying my dream😂😂😂
My eyes oh, I screamed
You can’t believe, Mum poured water on my body.
Sorry Mummy, Who opened the gate for you?
I was enjoying in my dream sha😂
My eyes were wide open now
So how was the party?
My friends liked the shoe, they regretted buying the same shoe
They couldn’t get their eyes off me.
Aww, can you see Mum?
Never underestimate the words of your daughter
What about the business?
Are they not interested in buying the shoe?
They are, we’ve discussed about that.
Mummy won’t you show your daughter some love
You know what I mean mum?
Hmm go straight to the point
Bless my account mummy
Ten thousand will do, she gave me one funny look
Mum, you are more than that na. At least your husband is giving you money.
Let me benefit from it😂(Fiction)
When you get married to the right person, people will want to hear your story, how you did it? The step you took,they will want to learn more from you. You will be the talk of the town
When you marry the wrong person, your story will turn to gossip. That’s by the way.
Marriage can be likened to a shoe:
I will use different kind of shoe to illustrate:
When you buy a shoe that is too tight for you, how do you feel when you wear it for too long?
It’s painful right? That’s the way it is when you marry someone out of greed,you saw obvious signs during courtship. But,you were like he will change.
Now that you are married to him as he changed? He beats you during courtship, you got married to him he upgraded the beating. You are in severe pain and end up spending money at the hospital.
The funniest part is these kind of shoe are always attractive and costly. You think it will expand, but reverse is the case and end up spending more money on your leg.
The second type is “my grandma dash me shoe” 😂, this shoe is not your size oo, but the woman selling the shoe is like with time it will size you. She is like you will put something inside to fit your leg.
I laugh in French😂😂, the shoe will keep expanding
Same in marriage, when you fall into this category, You know you can’t cope with this kind of person, you don’t have the strength too at all, peer pressure won’t allow you rest. As you are solving one problem another one arises. No peace of mind at all
It drains you till you are fed up and end up filing a divorce
The third category is the fitted one but doesn’t last for too long. These kind of shoes are always tempting.
Boom! Within two months, shoe don spoil.
Have you heard of marriages that ended a month after they got married?
The annoying part is they spent lot of money for the wedding ooo.
They were moved by physical appearance alone.
The last category is the tattered shoe, this kind of shoe will disgrace you.
He treats you like a slave,embarrass you in front of his friends and family.
Fine lady like you don turn to broom stick, you don resemble grandma. What a pity?
Wait for your golden shoe! Say it aloud( I will wait for my golden shoe)
The shoe might not look pleasing at first, but you will be grateful you bought it.
It’s about the quality not quantity.
Maximize your single days, get busy, discover your purpose.
Don’t wait without doing anything.
Have a close relationship with God and pray consistently
You won’t be fired for getting married late, neither will you be queried for getting married early
Wait for your time, follow God’s leading. Dont be moved by what you see out there so you don’t end up buying the wrong shoe.
We shall all choose rightly in Jesus name.
So sorry it’s long
I hope you got value.
© Oyelami Favour M(Favey)